yungsleepyhead:

bc small butts shouldn’t be forgotten about.

yungsleepyhead:

bc small butts shouldn’t be forgotten about.

we-are-all-dudes:

Why am I so white 😢

we-are-all-dudes:

Why am I so white 😢

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

misbehavingforalex:

I’m wearing all dark clothes in the sun, try me.

misbehavingforalex:

I’m wearing all dark clothes in the sun, try me.